Nothing says "I'm fine" like passive aggressive vinyl. Built to outlast your worst decisions- weatherproof, UV-proof, road rage proof.👽 Free shipping (2-3 day processing time)
Well bless your heart — you’ve made it to Houston, where the tea’s sweet, the air’s thick, and every man thinks he invented barbecue. It’s hotter than hell in a polyester church suit, your thighs are stickin’ to the seat, and yet somehow… it’s kind of beautiful. This sticker’s a sweaty little love note to Texas pride and swamp ass survival.
This is a joke. We are joking. About cities. Consult your local therapist if symptoms of civic pride flare up.
✉️ Free Shipping! 📏10"x3" 💧waterproof ☀️UV proof 💪Tough As Nails!
Our stickers are printed with our Epson SureColor Printer, using Epson Original Eco-Solvent Ink. We use waterproof and sun-proof vinyl material, and finish it off with sun-proof solvent glue lamination to achieve maximum outdoor durability.
