Jesus Left the Group Chat Sticker

Jesus Left the Group Chat
He said he’d be back. Never showed. This sticker is for anyone who gave Christianity the ol’ college try and walked away with nothing but guilt, confusion, and a weird relationship with bread and wine. Consider it your official exit memo from blind faith. Peace be with whoever’s still pretending.
Disclaimer:
All jokes are made with love, exasperation, and a healthy dose of religious trauma. If you're offended, that's between you and your chosen savior. We’re just here for the bumper stickers.

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📏10"x3" 
💧waterproof
☀️UV proof
💪Tough As Nails!

Our stickers are printed with our Epson SureColor Printer, using Epson Original Eco-Solvent Ink. We use waterproof and sun-proof vinyl material, and finish it off with sun-proof solvent glue lamination to achieve maximum outdoor durability.