Nothing says "I'm fine" like passive aggressive vinyl. Built to outlast your worst decisions- weatherproof, UV-proof, road rage proof.👽 Free shipping (2-3 day processing time)
Your car hasn’t seen a carwash since the Obama administration, but let’s be honest—the real mess is in their search history. Slap this on your bumper and remind the world that while your backseat might be a landfill, at least your brain isn’t a federal offense. Or is it? Stick it on and embrace the filth. Literal and psychological.
Our stickers are printed with our Epson SureColor Printer, using Epson Original Eco-Solvent Ink. We use waterproof and sun-proof vinyl material, and finish it off with sun-proof solvent glue lamination to achieve maximum outdoor durability.
